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I'm making this post randomly, hoping that Tom Fulp will post a comment. You know. Whatever.

I just got a WACOM BAMBOO DRAWING PAD! AWWW HEEEELLLL YES!
So, Expect some cra- awesome stuff... >.>

I'm now in a group made of

Boomtoons: Audio
Digitalpath: Art
Doughboystummy: Programming

so..yeah...oh!
Group name: Siwwee Coffweee dwinkahs.

Woo, new post...

Samfagland has set us up the bomb. we have no time to escape. but out lol winds have blown away Dictator Samtoons' bomb... This calls for action! I will initiate our latest in shield cracking tech...the...Wallhaxor!

*Wallhaxor initiated*
*please insert item into slot*
*chuckles*
*puts 4chan bomb inside*
*launchs*

HAHAHA, YOU'RE SCREWED NOW SAMTOONS!

I think I'm going to submit an animation, one that will get blammed..haha, lol..I'm a noob.

Haha your poozy-bomb is no match for my...

COMBINATIONOF4CHANANDTHEBBSANDYOURFACE ANDLOTSAFAGS-bomb! hahahahahahahahhaha! your country is forfeit prepare to be reclaimed by the wastes!

Yaaaay I got flash today, so get ready to blam some of my first, non-experienced submissions...fuck.

What approach should I start with

1. stick guy movie

2. parody

3.FUCK YOU SAM YALESAMAN

4. serious

Okay, there's a guy who's username is "SamYalesaman"... recently, he entered Luis' contest for a pink castle crasher...Also, he frequently poozies the good people of Newgrounds. So, I propose this! Go onto his page (plz) and copy + paste the following:

GODAMN, STOP FUCKING POOZYING OR I WILL SLAM YOUR BALLS IN WITH A HAMMER, YOU FUCKER.

How do I get past the part in "Water Hazard" where there's the ramp, the blue barrels and the radiated water above it...

Poozy-Protection is the reward for a correct answer (You'll want it if you're going to talk to Sam Yalesaman).